Sadly, my IQ is draining out my ears
Me: [stumbling around the garage] Geez, it sure is dark in here even with the light on. What's going on? Oh my gosh, Matteo!!! I'm going blind! I'm going blind! I'm going...
[scratch my forehead, my fingers brush against....]
Me: Oh, nevermind! I'm wearing sunglasses! Heh, heh. Carry on.