10:00pm <Groan> Haul myself up, go pee. Get back in bed.

12:00am <Groan> Repeat.

2:00 am <Sob> Repeat.

3:30 am <Lots of vehement "dog-gone-its"> Repeat.

5:00 am <Vowing never to get pregnant again> Repeat.

6:00 am <"Praise God this night is over!"> Repeat.

6:30 am Matt: Hey! Where'd all the toilet paper go?