"Jude, I'll read you this book: Birds of Prey," Daddy said.

"Birds of Prey? Are they Sunday School birds?"

***
"Did you know all four legged dinosaurs are vegetarians?" announced Jude's cousin, Eden.

"So, the two legged dinosaurs are meat-eaters, right?" James asked.

"Yeah," Eden answered.

Jude chewed his PB & J sandwich thoughtfully. Then he asked: "Well, what about the one legged dinosaurs?"

***
"Mommy, are you going to Starbucks?"

"Yes."

"Can I have a Foffee Crappaccino, too?"

***

"Mommy, did the doctors cut your tummy open to get the babies out?"

"Yes."

"Did you die?"