Me: "Do I have a hairy upper lip?"

Him: "No."

Me: "Are you sure? Look reeeally closely."

Him: "You're fine."

Me: "But when I go to get my eyebrows waxed, the ladies always ask if I want my upper lip waxed, too."

Him: Silence.

Me: "So I do have a hairy upper lip?"

Him: Silence.

Me: "You don't have to be nice."

Him: "Is there a right way to answer this? 'Cause I'm  confused."

Me: "Just be honest."

Him: "OK. I haven't noticed."

Me: "You haven't noticed???? HOLY CRAP! So, I have a...? Oh duuuuude. I'm going to die."

Him: "It's not bad. It's just a peach fuzz."

Me: "But why didn't you ever tell me?"

Him: "Because I haven't noticed."

 Well, when he comes home tonight, do you think he'll notice THIS?