if you need to pack your house in 8 days, chances are...

you will wake up with a RAGING bladder infection.

plus? no cranberry juice in-house. plus also? no snacks for kids who are going to spend the entire day watching TV. sweeeeeet.

why can't my doc just order an antibiotic IV drip? those work so much faster. i could even poke myself with the needle b/c i know where all my "good veins" are. did i mention that when i get bladder infections i also get diarrhea, weakness and the shakes?