how he tells me to drop some coin.

"Oh," he says.

"What?" she says.

"Nothing."

"WHAT?"

"It's just. I mean. Are you really still wearing your old maternity clothes?"

She freezes. Ummmm. But he's not being mean. He's just sort of...disappointed.

There's a happy solution here, she knows it. What is it?

"You know this is going to cost you," she says.

"I don't care."

OH YEAH!

TIME TO GO SHOPPPPPPPPINNNNNNNGGGG!!!