Wax On, Wax Off.
Me: "Do I have a hairy upper lip?"
Him: "No."
Me: "Are you sure? Look reeeally closely."
Him: "You're fine."
Me: "But when I go to get my eyebrows waxed, the ladies always ask if I want my upper lip waxed, too."
Him: Silence.
Me: "So I do have a hairy upper lip?"
Him: Silence.
Me: "You don't have to be nice."
Him: "Is there a right way to answer this? 'Cause I'm confused."
Me: "Just be honest."
Him: "OK. I haven't noticed."
Me: "You haven't noticed???? HOLY CRAP! So, I have a...? Oh duuuuude. I'm going to die."
Him: "It's not bad. It's just a peach fuzz."
Me: "But why didn't you ever tell me?"
Him: "Because I haven't noticed."
Well, when he comes home tonight, do you think he'll notice THIS?