You Betcha I'm Ready To Be President! VOTE TODAY!
Hey America, I'm competing with my friend, Amy Scott, for Best Sarah Palin Impersonation. Amy's got home-court advantage, so I need all my peeps to visit her blog and vote for ME!
Here's why you should vote for ME: I've got foreign policy experience because I can see Los Angeles from my backyard! And I'm ready to put government BACK on the side of the people! Watch out, you whacky-left-wing-libs. Me an' my moose rifle are gonna shake up that ol' boy network. Mommy of five in da howw-ouse!
So, who's the best Sarah Palin? Me or my friend, Amy Scott? You decide! VOTE TODAY @ Amy's Humble Musings!
GO MCCAIN/PALIN!