Satirical Thank You Notes--the parenting version!

I've gotten a good laugh out of Jimmy Fallon's tongue-in-cheek "Thank You Notes" comedy routine. Just for fun, I decided to write a few "Thank You Notes" myself. Here are my low-budget thank you notes...to parents. NOTE: except for the last one, none of these notes are about any specific person or situation--just generalized observations from overall experiences. :)