If Ke$ha wrote church hymns...
I think we need some levity up in here.What say ye to a little genre-bending-mashup? I say hit it.
If Ke$ha wrote church hymns: "Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like D. Moody."
If Josh Harris wrote cookbooks: I Kissed Gluten Goodbye
If Niki Minaj rapped "Les Miserables:" "Don't you fret Monsieur Marius, I don't hear any super bass."
If Mark Driscoll wrote feminist theory: Surreal Marriage: the truth about sexual fetish and codependency
If Rihanna sang kids' Bible songs: "Rise and shine bright like a diamond."
If Joel Osteen was on Dancing With the Stars: Your Best Tango Now
If Darth Vader sang the national anthem: Oh, say can you see by the dark side's early light?
If Fox News had a social conscience: The O'rganic Factor
If Oprah ran Rick Warren's church: The Purpose Driven Aha Moment
If Tim Challies gave investment advice: Total depravity of stock market sends mutual funds to Hell
If Ann Voskamp wrote crafting books: One Thousand Gift Bags
If the Pope wrote EE's blog: I Use My Infallible Words
Now, it's your turn! Hit it, comment box.